Maidenhead No More

Alright, since the fish have shown up in way more than one post, I figured I might as well make a page about them.  And yes, yes I am a little wacky.

The fish are planning on taking over the world.  They are in your home, in the ocean, and in almost every body of water there is.  Do not, under any circumstance trust them.  As of now, they are allied with the canadian geese and have made a brain washing machine to bend human minds to their will.  They are everywhere.

There are aquatic animals that you can trust, such as manatees, dolphins, any other kind of whale, and octopi.  Sharks are freelancers and will eat anything, however they do not ally themselves with the fish.  Don’t trust the sharks.

Their weakness: all things kinky.  Also, any note on the piccolo, and notes on the flute above the D above the staff.

Beware.  You have been warned.